Friday, September 5, 2008

secret 5 : i like him..maybe

can you keep a secret?

when it comes to love , like, infatuation, crush and flirt
i am just clueless hands down.
my feelings are never well sorted out

it just that today,
a certain someone sort of said,
" ...lookin' forward to annoy you every subject next semester"
i sort of go.."how dare you!!!!"
my mind reaction :*wink wink* *hop hop*

with him,
sometimes there are moments of ackward~ness when we are left alone
sometimes we treat each other nicely
but most of the times, we'll playfully bully each other endlessly

one thing for sure,
i never really care what he thinks of me
neither do i care what i thought of him
i just enjoy the attention ;p

who am i?
that's a secret i'll never tell.
i maybe the big apple donuts you had for lunch

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

secret 4 : i think anorexic is never beautiful

can you keep a secret?

a friend asked about my weight.
i told her.in return she told me hers
and then she went..
"aaaa i rasa i dah put on weight la...omg macam mana ni. i ni gemok kan?kan?kan?"
mind you she is like paper thin and she complains she looks like an elephant.
and worse...
i'm heavier than her =.="

my reply : "ehh no.. where gotttt".
the mind reaction : *stab* *stab* *stab* with uchiwa *a kind of japanese kipas with handle*

who am i?
that's a secret i'll never tell
i maybe the overused weighing machine next to your bed

Sunday, August 31, 2008

secret 3 : i am a lousy malaysian

can you keep a secret?

selamat hari kemerdekaan ke 51!!!
i'm ashamed calling myself a malaysian...really.
at this age...
i dun even know which car plate belongs to which state
i know W [KL], B [selangor], M [malacca], J[johor] and N [ N9]
and that's about it.
for this coming years, i'll improve.
i will prove i love my country.

who am i?
that's a secret i'll never tell.
i maybe the one you see waving on tv on merdeka eve

Saturday, August 30, 2008

secret : i have eczema

can you keep a secret?

because of eczema,
i'm divorcing a prawn
* please know that i still love you*
i have an irritating + time consuming best friends - topical steroid,antihistamines and body moisturizer
*i wake up at 8.class start at 8.where got time mehhh??*
i have annoying scratching spells during attack
i have a special emergency wardrobe during attack - long pants, long skirt, long sleeves shirt.
and last but not least,
i found a blogger who has the same problem.
you are not alone!

who am i?
that's a secret i'll never tell
i maybe the 4 seconds memory span goldfish belongs to your grandpa

Friday, August 29, 2008

secret : i have a secret blog

can you keep a secret?

i already have a blog.
but i can no longer tell the truth there.
the readers are the one i see everyday.
sometimes i just wanted to kick their ass.
another time, i wanted to tell them how much i love them.
basically a love~hate relationship.


who am i?
that's a secret i'll never tell.
i maybe the creepy auntie next door with arthritis